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Terrorist incident declared after muslim shouts at swan.

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 gd303uk 10 Dec 2015
After reading about the ipad incident on the tube and national express story ,
i thought i would add to the hysteria

Terrorist incident declared after small muslim boy shouts ‘Wanker’ at a Swan

http://newsthump.com/2015/12/07/terrorist-incident-declared-after-small-mus...
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In reply to gd303uk:

I did wonder about this when I saw the alarmist headline '315 terrorist arrests so far this year'.

How many of those were misuses of anti-terror laws?

How many arrests led to actual charges...?
 Dave the Rave 10 Dec 2015
In reply to gd303uk:

You need to listen to swans. They make the sound 'whank, whank, whank' as they fly . He was merely calling them 'whank ers'?
 birdie num num 10 Dec 2015
In reply to gd303uk:

I remember once being pecked by a swan when I was wanking on a bench by the Serpentine in Hyde Park.
Lusk 10 Dec 2015
In reply to gd303uk:

" ... but also because it’s 2 for 1 on cocktails at the pub this afternoon and we’d rather crack one off early.”
 krikoman 11 Dec 2015
In reply to birdie num num:

> I remember once being pecked by a swan when I was wanking on a bench by the Serpentine in Hyde Park.

Did it come after you?
 Trevers 11 Dec 2015
In reply to birdie num num:

> I remember once being pecked by a swan when I was wanking on a bench by the Serpentine in Hyde Park.

Did it get your pecker?
 the sheep 11 Dec 2015
In reply to birdie num num:

> I remember once being pecked by a swan when I was wanking on a bench by the Serpentine in Hyde Park.

Does the story have a happy ending?
 mountainbagger 11 Dec 2015
In reply to Trevers:
> Did it get your pecker?

Yes, it was absolutely gosling it down.

Edit: Damn it, wrong type of bird!
Post edited at 14:52
 silhouette 11 Dec 2015
In reply to gd303uk:

Terrorism induces some people to retreat to their comfort zone, which you evidently have.
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 john arran 11 Dec 2015
In reply to mountainbagger:

> Yes, it was absolutely gosling it down.

> Edit: Damn it, wrong type of bird!

Then it must have been just coming for a gander.
 Brass Nipples 11 Dec 2015
In reply to the sheep:

> Does the story have a happy ending?

Now married
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