In reply to ClimberGirl:
I had just finished a day's climbing at Swanage and we were strolling back along the cliff top path to the car. It was one of those golden Swanage Autumnal evenings, the last sunlight reflected off tumbling waves as the sea and sky turned a deep mellow blue, gulls wheeled and turned in the light airs and cattle and the odd rambler wandered gently along the upper slopes.
My partner, of Polish extraction, was telling me what great mountaineers Poles were and what tremendous climbing achievements they had made, all done against official obstruction and on a shoestring budge. I enquired why they seemed to lose this quality on leaving Poland to come to the UK, and advanced one or two incidents that day and previous ones as evidence of the point. He responded with some rather pointed observations about my character, parentage and habits, with the odd obscenity added to illustrate the strength of his view. We ambled along in the eager anticipation of an evening pint and the opportunity carrying on the robust but friendly banter in a picturesque Dorset pub.
Our attention was caught by a knot of people huddled over one of the stakes topping the Boulder Ruckle. They seemed engaged in some strenuous, but not very productive, physical activity.
They called to us, asking for our help. Sure, we said, what was going on?
A member of their party had taken a 20 foot fall on Lightning Wall, twice, and they were trying to pull him up to get him safe, but the friction over the edge was frustrating them. Could we help them pull? We joined them, tied ourselves onto the stake and all pulled frantically. With 5 people pulling, the rope must have moved at least a foot or 2, this clearly was not going to work. We also had 5 people tied with various degrees of competence to a single stake on a steep, muddy, convex slope above a vertical drop. This was before Scott Titt's systematic restaking of Ruckle, assisted by me among others, so my faith that the stake could hold us all was not great. I was not at all comfortable with this, in any case, it was failing miserably.
"How did the rope get to him, if he had 2 20 foot falls?" I asked out of curiosity.
"Oh, he wasn't leading, he was seconding, but I was belaying him round the waist and not paying as much attention as I should"
"Or putting in any gear in on the traverse? Hang on, you said he fell TWICE, 20', seconding???"
"Er, yes"
"Is he injured?" I enquired. "No, he is OK."
"Well then can't he prussick out?
"He doesn't have any prussick loops."
"Then we should drop him some."
"He doesn't know how to prussik, he is a beginner."
A beginner who doesn't know how to prussick, on the ,most of a ropelength high, plumb vertical, very dramatically exposed, Lightning Wall? This did not however seem like the best moment or situation to mention the quite unambiguous instruction in the Swanage guide that all those venturing onto the Boulder Ruckle must carry prussiks or similar and know how to use them competently, also that it is a serious cliff, only for the experienced. So I simply observed that we should lower him to the sea-washed bouldery platform below, set up a rope down the normal abseil route, someone had to descend to him with 2 pairs of prussic loops and show him how to use them, while the rest of us also held the novice on a top-rope as he prussiked.
"Also," I observed, "the person going down had better take 2 headtorches as it is starting to get dark."
"Good idea mate", then an embarrassed pause : "do you have any headtorches?"
Biting back another sharp response as being unhelpful and not appropriate to the circumstances, we produced ours and rescuer was duly sent down to do his duty. Eventually those of us on the cliff top managing the ropes saw 2 lights rising closer and beginner duly scrambled to flat ground. To our amazement, he did not immediately deck his "leader" and beat him to a pulp as was so richly deserved, nor was he jibbering in terror. Clearly a potential Alpinist or Winter climber! Or caver or Kamikazi pilot possibly.
"What lamp had destiny to guide,
Her little children stumbling in the dark?"
On this occasion for the 6 of us, on a muddy path above a sheer drop, destiny, or rather me and my Polish mate, had only supplied 2 headtorches, so we set off in a precarious column, one torch at the front and one at the back.
Finally we got to the carpark, where we were asked "are you lads driving out of Swanage?"
"Yes", we admitted we were, slightly cautiously.
"Would you mind driving with us, cos we're a bit low on petrol and think we might run out?"
Although my mate's English was for all normal purposes perfect, as he had grown up here, he still occasionally expressed his feelings in Polish, normally when he felt compelled to make a comment that was incomprehensible to its target, but he felt that it still had to be said. He did that now, in consonant riddled and rather emphatic tones. Neither I nor the party we had rescued spoke Polish, but we all got the feeling that this comment was both forceful and not terribly complementary to the other party.
Sure enough, they did run out. I drove one of them to a petrol station and back with a can. Surprisingly they did NOT put diesel in a petrol car, and it duly started, after some turning over of the engine. We got back in our car and I started to move off.
"Simon, I think they want to talk to us about something".
I had a fairly powerful and flashy car in those days. The next thing to be heard was a wild mechanical scream from 3 litres and 24 valves as I floored the accelerator and redlined the rev counter, in a desperate and finally successful attempt to get us as far away from them as possible, as fast as possible. This was followed by a series of graphic and heartfelt oaths in Polish, as he had been thrown back hard against his seat by the sudden and sustained acceleration.
Later in the pub however, he agreed that it was the only thing to do. We had rescued them from the cliff, our duty to these Jonahs was then over, before they dragged us into whatever next catastrophe was about to strike them.
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