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Please don't tread on my art work

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 3leggeddog 15 Jan 2016
I have recently been creating yellow art on Cairngorm footpaths. Many inconsiderate climbers and even instructors (who should know better) have been treading all over it ruining my beautiful intricate splash patterns. Please enjoy my work then take a few steps around it, this will preserve my efforts for the enjoyment of others.
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 Pay Attention 15 Jan 2016
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Have you applied for an Arts Council grant?

Perhaps you will be able to tour the country as a visiting .... Artist!
abseil 15 Jan 2016
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Watch out. Many great works of art get slashed.
 Brass Nipples 15 Jan 2016
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Is this a winter installation or will I still be able to visit it in summer?
Lusk 15 Jan 2016
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Have you made any 3D installations yet?
 coinneach 15 Jan 2016
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Does this mean that you are a piss artist?
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 Chris Harris 15 Jan 2016
In reply to 3leggeddog:

What have you done on grit?
 JoeyTheFish 15 Jan 2016
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Urinspirational. Does this art movement have a name yet ?
 Rampikino 15 Jan 2016
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Sorry but you left it there, you walked away.

It's crag swag now!
 Bloodfire 15 Jan 2016
In reply to 3leggeddog:

You... are the number 1 artist.
 bouldery bits 15 Jan 2016
In reply to Bloodfire:

> You... are the number 1 artist.

Better than being a number 2 artist.
Often found frozen on belay stances.
 mike123 16 Jan 2016
In reply to Chris Harris:

> What have you done on grit?

Oh god please no . Mods , please please please don't let him post a picture .
 mike123 16 Jan 2016
In reply to mike123:
I should add that having known dogging boy for some years , and climbed on the grit with him on several occasions , the above post wasn't really meant as a joke.
 Trangia 16 Jan 2016

Are you adverising it on peeBay?
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 Iain Thow 16 Jan 2016
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Are you taking the piss? (sorry, couldn't resist)
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 jcw 16 Jan 2016
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Reminds me of a joke Ron James told when we were doing Main Wall in the snow.back in 1963
Father to neighbour. Your son pissed his name in the snow on my lawn
Neighbour. Well boys will be boys , it's not serious.
Father. Not serious. It was in my daughters handwriting.
abseil 16 Jan 2016
In reply to Chris Harris:

> What have you done on grit?

I'd like to see one on the roof of Quietus. [JOKE]
 wilkesley 16 Jan 2016
In reply to 3leggeddog:

It seems as though the Met Office are branching out into art: "Freezing conditions will affect most parts with the Met Office issuing yellow ice warnings "
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