In reply to crayefish:
Being pedantic the Earth and most planets are Oblate Spheroids, ellipses rotated about their minor axis, in the Earth's case the radius at the equator is roughly 1/273 more than at the poles.
Or put another way its a squashed sphere, it bulges at the equator or middle (because it spins round) and since its roughly half way through its life it can be looked on as middle age spread. Thus proving the immutable fact intrinsic to the fabric of the universe that as you get older you spread out and it has absolutely nothing to do with cream cakes or beer.