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Did you stay in the Ledgowan Lodge Bunkhouse Monday 15th February and leave Tuesday morning, and more importantly did you take my half dozen eggs?
If so you are a bell end of the highest order!!!
Not only did I get off the hill wetter than an otters pocket and blowing out of my arse from fighting gales all day but I get back to the bunkhouse to find my tea has been snaffled! On top of this I recall sitting at the breakfast table eating fruit whilst two guys had bacon and eggs.
I hope you twist an ankle yer shit houses!

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

Is there not a shelf in their fridge marked 'free food' ?

In reply to Jim C:

Not unless 'BEKO' is Celtic for free food?

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

Lower than low. Rascals.

We're the culprits scramblers?

In reply to IanMcC:

This is no yolking matter!

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:
I note that on the website www.rarebirdseggs.com there is a bargain offer of '6 Icelandic Sparrowhawk' eggs - in box. Could this be the culprit disposing of the goods?
PS You didn't lose some Haddock as well did you - I notice that the Ledgowan Hotel has Eggs Arnold Bennett on its menu.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:
It's no yolk guys!
There's no way I'm shelling out for some more, people that commit this kind of thing need their heads cracking together.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:
One of the local Gamekeepers did say there were some poachers knocking around!

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

That must have been eggstremely annoying!

In reply to cuppatea:

Eggsasperating! They should be battered!

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

Was anyone sat on the soufflé in the bunkhouse?

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

Did you report the fowl deed to the local police?
I'm sure they would like to crack the case.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

Replying to the forum mockery will just egg everybody on even more.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

It wasn't Humpty Dumpty's children looking for spares was it?

In reply to Orgsm:
Hearing this sort of thing makes meringuery...

What's the name of the estate? Egg-going or summat??

In reply to IanMcC:


Is that a confession?

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

What a disgusting theft. I would ovoid the bunkhouse in future.

In reply to cousin nick:

Eggsactly! Bring back corporal punishment I say, like hen I was a lad.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

They should be hauled up in front of the beak.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:


This is very worrying!.....certainly a case for Shellock Holmes....(Eggs~Benedict Cumberbatch, version)

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

How oeuful for you.

The suspects should be lined up in a roe and interrogated till one of them cracks.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

I suspect some soldiers may have been involved

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

<insert egg pun here>

In reply to Lusk:


Don't clutch at straws.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

Luckily they have CCTV now so you should have no problem tracking down the culprits

youtube.com/watch?v=hyU3v8PR29Y&

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

They are bound to be too chicken to own up.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

This thread is becoming ever more eggscruciating ...

In reply to Bob Aitken:

Next time shell out for a B&B.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

You should always look on the sunny side up.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

This makes me sickle and raises my hackles. Comb the area, they'll be trying to ovoid capture. They haven't got a leghorn to stand on. Shamo on them, they should be caged.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

If the culprits are caught they should receive battery until an albumen -ce is called.

In reply to DerwentDiluted:


Unfortunately, there are laws about assault. We aren't allowed to lay a finger on them.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

I can understand it if they were very hungry but one should have been un oeuf.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

We need boots on the ground, soldiers to dip in here

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

Get ova it!

In reply to Chris Harris:
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I did eggsagerate for effect. I'd never actually condone violhens.
I think we should probably seek some understanding of the offenders. Maybe they are angry and misunderstood. Maybe they never got a break in life. Maybe they just can't get laid.

In reply to Charlie_Leeds:

Call for the Lord High Egg-Secutioner:

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I’ve got a little list–I’ve got a little list!
Of Egg-thief offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed–who never would be missed!

The pestilential wall-jock who never wears his shirt–
All characters who climb high and fast and never seem to work–
All children who are sent upstairs and come down E4 leaders–
The diva Doc who’s dumb as rocks and more than often caged–
And miscreants on meddling with lab results insist–
They’d none of ’em be missed–they’d none of ’em be missed!