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Idiots in the mountains

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noteviljoe 16 Jun 2016

Pot Noodle, knife defence with wooden rulers and 'rough camping' in Snowdonia.

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/britain-first-been-holding-act...

Would be funny if we hadn't just had a stabbing quite possibly inspired by their vile hatred.

Keep our mountains fascist free?

Ade in Sheffield 16 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

Ha, they experienced camradarie.
Were there any entrepeneurs in their entourage ?
Didn't look like there were too many sharp instruments in that toolbox, or should that be a bothy full of 'tools' ?

bouldery bits 16 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

Every single one of them is a spam faced tw#t. They all look like thumbs. Why is this?

Removed User 16 Jun 2016

In reply to bouldery bits:

> Every single one of them is a spam faced tw#t. They all look like thumbs. Why is this?

Round of applause!

Ridge 16 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

Why are a couple of them dressed up as paramedics in green fleeces? Pot Noodles and Lucozade, food of the master race.

Cockwombles.

Rigid Raider 17 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

Judging from that photo it won't be too hard for the British Mujihaddin to follow those muppets and blow them to tiny pieces with the holy hand grenade of Mecca; all they'll need to do will be to follow the trail of Lucozade bottles.

Andy Hardy 17 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

> Pot Noodle, knife defence with wooden rulers and 'rough camping' in Snowdonia.

> http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/britain-first-been-holding-act...

> Would be funny if we hadn't just had a stabbing quite possibly inspired by their vile hatred.

> Keep planet earth fascist free?

Fixed.

Archmagos_Dominus 17 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

Wooden ruler self defence reminds me of ...

and my god that looks like a banquet of a meal, but what happens when the shops are closed for supplies?

I suppose you could always skin a rabbit with a wooden ruler .

TS

sbc_10 17 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

Wonder what philosophical matters they discussed late into the night, around the burning embers ??

Rob Exile Ward 17 Jun 2016

In reply to Rigid Raider:

No need. I think with their diet of choice they'll be in hospitals with various infirmities and disabilities - diabetes, heart disease, lung cancer - being tended to by largely immigrant hospital staff before they know it.

KevinD 17 Jun 2016

In reply to That Shallot:

> and my god that looks like a banquet of a meal, but what happens when the shops are closed for supplies?

Thats the survival training is for.
Lesson 1)Always carry a spare pot noodle and high calorie energy drink.
Lesson 2)How to survive an attack by an angry teacher.

Billhook 17 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

What a laugh!!! If I don't eat pot noodles does that mean I'm a member of the far right?

Ridge 19 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

> Pot Noodle, knife defence with wooden rulers and 'rough camping' in Snowdonia.

Once they pass wooden ruler fighting they graduate to the ninja wooden cross of racial purity:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3963476/thumbs/o-BRITAIN-FIRST-570.jpg

Shining examples of the master race on display there...

Post edited at 10:04

KevinD 19 Jun 2016

In reply to Ridge:

> Once they pass wooden ruler fighting they graduate to the ninja wooden cross of racial purity:

You jest but in one quick twist it will turn into enough rulers to equip each of the elite practitioners of the ancient English martial art of knuckle rapping.
Is the one on the right wearing a really ill fitting beret?

jon 19 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

> ... loyal to Queen and country...

I'm sure she's immensely proud.

Peter Metcalfe 19 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

If this were the US they'd all be armed with assault rifles. Even less amusing.

> Pot Noodle, knife defence with wooden rulers and 'rough camping' in Snowdonia.

> http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/britain-first-been-holding-act...

> Would be funny if we hadn't just had a stabbing quite possibly inspired by their vile hatred.

> Keep our mountains fascist free?

OP noteviljoe 19 Jun 2016

In reply to Andy Hardy:

For some reason it particularly erks me that they are out in the hills.

I know that's daft really but living in the city (in particular Manchester) I like to pretend when I'm out climbing or walking that I'm far away from shit like this.

doc_h 19 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

I note they 'learnt' mountain climbing during their jolly jaunt in Snowdonia (in the summer).
They must have had a pretty good instructor.
I've been an Alpinist for over 40 years and I'm still leaning new things.
Never carried a wooded ruler though -or eaten sausages at 4000m.

DerwentDiluted 19 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

Taking the pot noodle tagline 'Fuel of britain isn't it' a bit too literally.

Jim Fraser 19 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

Unlawful Drilling Act 1819

Dauphin 19 Jun 2016

In reply to DerwentDiluted:

Pot Noodle Tagine? Now there's a meal.

D

Ridge 19 Jun 2016

In reply to DerwentDiluted:

> Taking the pot noodle tagline 'Fuel of britain isn't it' a bit too literally.

I walked past Baysbrown campsite a few years ago, (might have been a bank holiday). The chav element were burning potnoodle containers on their BBQs. Never realised it might have been some far right ritual.

Nevis-the-cat 19 Jun 2016

In reply to noteviljoe:

Apparently, they were in Wales to train in the ancient art of Llap Goch...

http://ppsa.com/magazine/llap.html

Still a bunch of no neck waddle happy wife beating cock lizards though.