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Climbing jokes

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 springfall2008 09 Jul 2016
Do you know any good climbing jokes, I only know two crap ones:

"Look at the size of her rack!",
"Wow, no 6 cam."

Damd polish taking all our climbs! [think Limestone]




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 Greasy Prusiks 09 Jul 2016
In reply to springfall2008:

How many boulderers does it take to change a light bulb?


Eight.

One to brush the holds, one to hold the go pro, one to spot, one to move the pads around, one to shout beta, one to shout conflicting beta, one to for motivation "Sick dude you've got this. Crush it man" ect and finally....

One to change the light bulb.
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