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 radddogg 20 Jul 2016
So hot, I'm sweating like a....???
 Big Ger 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:
Going back to the topic list it reads;

So hot, I'm sweating like a.... Rob Powell...


Post edited at 00:30
 FactorXXX 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

Papist...
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OP radddogg 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Big Ger:

Someone said it today and it turns out there are many endings to that sentence
Clauso 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

... Johnson at his first press conference with Kerry.
 Toerag 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

In the words of Sid the manager " I was so hot I could hear me sweat glands pumpin'"
It was 'kin hot here today though - 32 degrees, a record for July I think. It was 27 degrees at 11pm! Monterey pines sounded like giant popping candy as the cones ruptured open, something I've never known happen before.
 coolhand 20 Jul 2016
yesterday I was sweating like a Sun reader at an IQ test

Today, it's pishing doon

 Dave Garnett 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Toerag:

> In the words of Sid the manager " I was so hot I could hear me sweat glands pumpin'"


In the words of Sid Waddell "...swamp donkey".
 Flinticus 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

an indoor climber with my top on.
 AP Melbourne 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

> So hot, I'm sweating like a....???

Flu-ridden Aussie in this Melbourne winter down here.
Then shivering the next ... Ughh.
Bet the Peak Lime's shocking/
 Tony the Blade 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

Oh, go on then, I'll type it. Many will be thinking it as it's an old 'un.

> So hot, I'm sweating like a....???

Paedo* on a bouncy castle.


*Word selection courtesy of the Super Soar-away Sun
 SuperstarDJ 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:
>>So hot, I'm sweating like a....???

...Geordie in a spelling test.

In my defence this was told to me by a Geordie.
Post edited at 13:40
 luke glaister 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob
A dyslexic on countdown.
 angry pirate 20 Jul 2016
In reply to SuperstarDJ:

A variation on that is "a para in a maths test"
In my defence, I was told this by a para. Or at least I think it's what he said, it was more a series of grunts and whistles
 Brass Nipples 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

Fat man in a car

 Morty 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

pregnant nun
 Dave the Rave 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

Bremainer?
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Jim C 20 Jul 2016
In reply to coolhand:

> yesterday I was sweating like a Brexiter at an IQ test

> fixed that for you.
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 3leggeddog 20 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

A blind lesbian in a fish mongers

Or my personal favourite

"insert latest disgraced celebrity" in a play ground
 Nevis-the-cat 21 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:


glass blower's arse

Bernard Shakey 21 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

Rob Powell LC&CC:

A blind lesbian in a fish mongers

Or my personal favourite

"insert latest disgraced celebrity" in a play ground

or very similar "insert latest disgraced celebrity" at 3 o clock
 NaCl 21 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:
... a dyslexic on countdown
Post edited at 14:16
 ThunderCat 21 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

Sweating like Vegas Elvis on a squash court



 3leggeddog 21 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

Like an SAS hopeful in the Brecon Beacons

I know, I know, too soon...
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 Big Ger 21 Jul 2016
In reply to Rob Powell LC&CC:

Boris Johnson at a Turkish press conference.
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