In reply to Michael Hood:
From the point of view of a flying insect there is no difference between a human walking at 5mph and a stationary human in a 5mph wind.
So if you walk down wind at exactly the same speed as the wind is blowing then you are effectively stationary, and the midges will gather around you as though you were having a picnic on a still day.
This gives me a plan. You need.
1. Some bagpipes.
2. Some sort of boat or amphibious transport vehicle.
3. A multi coloured coat.
4. A volunteer to be sacrificed.
1 and 3 are optional.
The scheme is simple. Wait until there is a day with wind speed slightly higher than a standard midge flying speed, then send the volunteer trundling down wind. Ideally the volunteer will be playing the bagpipes at this point, for reasons which will become obvious.
The midges will gather around what to them is a stationary victim and and begin their feast.
Eventually the volunteer will reach the coast and continue out to sea, leading a huge cloud of midges to their certain doom.
I reckon about half a dozen pipers and a stiff breeze could completely clear Scotland of midges in a week.
Post edited at 10:54