In reply to UKC News:
Maybe we should try to even things up a bit & write a load of articles along the following lines and post them on some American climbing sites.
Whether they would find them amusing, educational or puzzling is hard to say. Probably just call us a bunch of uptight Limeys & wonder what the hell we were on about.
"Mr John Smith has climbed Route X, Grade Y."
"It is with great pleasure that Mr John Smith, the English rock climber, announces that he has successfully climbed Route X, Grade Y. Mr Smith kindly took the time to speak to us following his successful attempt on the route in England's beautiful Blah Valley.
Despite the recent less than clement weather conditions, Mr Smith was able to spend several days recently, attempting to force an ascent of this most challenging of problems.
Mr Smith informs us that a combination of decidedly small handholds, and the impending nature of the route, meant that a considerable number of attempts on the route did not meet with success, although encouraging upwards progress was made.
Eventually, a day of settled weather arrived, and following a most satisfactory repast, Mr Smith was able to complete a successful ascent of the route without having to resort to the use of pitons or etriers.
Upon gaining the top, Mr Smith allowed himself a most uncharacteristic moment of self-congratulation, and the valley was heard to echo to the sound of "Whoah. Yeah, I'm the man. Woo, woo, I sent it. Yeah".
Mr Smith's companions offered him hearty congratulations, and they retired to a nearby hostelry where his achievement was celebrated with toasts and speeches".