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Are you all aware of what is happening in France at the minute?

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 The Ice Doctor 26 Oct 2016
All apparently unreported by the mainstream media, who have their own agenda.

Dig a little deeper folks.....
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 deacondeacon 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Or you could tell us.....
 Lemony 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Yeah, my mate's in Font and I'm not. Thanks for bringing it up you insensitive get.
 summo 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Trawlers blocked a port, farmers pumped slurry over the Louvre, Sarkozy become a monk...?
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 plyometrics 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Truffle famine?
 broken spectre 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Garlic shortage? There's been a run on stripey tops and bicycles? Do you at least have a link?
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Speak up; otherwise, this is clickbait.

T.
 Adrien 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Yep, one of the main Republicans vying for the right to take part in the election next year said he believes the price of a pain au chocolat to be around 0.10€. We're all having a good laugh.
 FactorXXX 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

The French are revolting?
 Trangia 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Big shrug?
 Ridge 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

'Six journalist face trial in France over topless photos of the Duchess of Cambridge'?
 JMarkW 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

http://m.france24.com/en/france/

One Google deep.....
 JEF 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice

"The president of France said today, his country will reduce its arsenal of nuclear weapons, because if there's one thing the French hate, it's being too prepared to defend themselves."
 aln 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Cheese shortage
 jcw 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Font has become Bleau?
Lusk 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

The French finally decide that they actually do like Les Anglais?

Je ne c'est pas?
In reply to Lusk:

Je ne sais pas, peut être...?
Lusk 26 Oct 2016
In reply to captain paranoia:

> Je ne sais pas, peut être...?

F*ck knows, it's all French to me. I'll wait for the font of all knowledge RomtB to put me right!
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 Dauphin 26 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Mostly nothing gets reported about France here in the u.k. with any level of serious analysis. Months of strikes and demonstrations this year and hardly a peep out of the BBC.

I'm guessing they are one bearded pointy finger atrocity from electing Marine Le Pen and then it's au revoir E.U.

What interesting times.

Good to be alive. I missed the cold war.

D
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abseil 27 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

> ....Dig a little deeper folks.....

I am aware now. I just Googled "what is happening in France at the minute?" Loads of news about France popped up, and I read it.
 timjones 27 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

> All apparently unreported by the mainstream media, who have their own agenda.

> Dig a little deeper folks.....

They're digging inferior shallow holes!
 DaveHK 27 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

They've decided that henceforth they'll call it custard?
 Climbster 27 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

They've exported all their beards and stripey tops ?
 Jim Hamilton 28 Oct 2016
In reply to Dauphin:

> Mostly nothing gets reported about France here in the u.k. with any level of serious analysis. Months of strikes and demonstrations this year and hardly a peep out of the BBC.

I did hear yesterday about all? windows being smashed and cashpoints looted in some town, apparently protesting about the high level of youth unemployment.
 john arran 28 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

In other important news from France:

It's 25C and brilliant sunshine in Ariège today and forecast 27C tomorrow
 rallymania 28 Oct 2016
In reply to john arran:

it's surprising how easy it is to fall out with someone on the internet
 Big Ger 28 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:
> All apparently unreported by the mainstream media, who have their own agenda.

> Dig a little deeper folks.....

There's been a run on tinfoil beanies, as the last lot they shipped have been found not to deflect the government's mind control rays properly?
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cap'nChino 28 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

What is it with you and your click bait titles?

Your The Lemming's alternative account aren't you?
 Lemony 28 Oct 2016
In reply to Big Ger:

> There's been a run on tinfoil berets, as the last lot they shipped have been found not to deflect the government's mind control rays properly?


FTFY
 MonkeyPuzzle 28 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Lunch, usually.
 spartacus 28 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Come on get the frog out of your throat.
cap'nChino 28 Oct 2016
In reply to cap'nChino:

> What is it with you and your click bait titles?

> Your The Lemming's alternative account aren't you?

*you're
 Queenie 28 Oct 2016
In reply to cap'nChino:

Heh. Had to be done.
 Fraser 28 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Oooooh, exciting!

Errr, you did mean that minute back then, not this minute now didn't you?
 jimtitt 28 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Kinda hard to think of anything interesting that´ s happened in France since the 1790´ s.
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 tspoon1981 28 Oct 2016
In reply to Dorchester:

Why can't miss piggy count to 70?

Everytime she gets to 69, she gets a frog stuck in her throat.
 jondo 29 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

they discovered grit in vallee blanche ?
 Trangia 29 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

We are now 3 days of deliberation into your question.

Starting to get bored and "at the minute" is probably history now.......

so, go on do tell us?
 spartacus 29 Oct 2016
In reply to tspoon1981:
What's green and smells of pork?

Kermits fingers.
 off-duty 29 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Currently having a beer with a family from Paris. They don't know what you are alluding to either.
 The New NickB 30 Oct 2016
In reply to off-duty:

Just got back from Paris last night, I too am clueless.
 Doug 30 Oct 2016
In reply to The New NickB:
I know I was in Ireland most of last week but I do live in France, what have I missed ? is my French partner hiding something from me?
 Ridge 30 Oct 2016
In reply to Doug:

> I know I was in Ireland most of last week but I do live in France, what have I missed ? is my French partner hiding something from me?

Well, NickB and off-duty appear to have been in France while you were in Ireland...
 krikoman 30 Oct 2016
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Baguette wars?

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