/ Which is the best investment?

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The Ice Doctor - on 19:03 Thu
a) A £100,000 yacht

b) a nuclear bunker

c) a cyanide pill

d) A machine gun

e) A bribe

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Dorchester on 19:10 Thu
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

F) A mistress

G) Buy to let.
Greasy Prusiks on 19:25 Thu
In reply to Dorchester:

H) Posh Climbing Chalk
abseil on 19:57 Thu
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

> a) A £100,000 yacht
WORST POSSIBLE INVESTMENT, YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
> b) a nuclear bunker
BEST. PROPERTY USUALLY GOES UP IN VALUE.
> c) a cyanide pill
HARD TO SWALLOW THIS ONE.
> d) A machine gun
TERRIBLE, FOLLOWED BY ARREST (IN THE UK).
> e) A bribe
DITTO. OR WASTED IMO.
felt - on 21:15 Thu
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

i) A Patek Philippe piece

j) Kids of your own

k) Palladium
SenzuBean - on 21:20 Thu
In reply to The Ice Doctor:
This is pretty good: http://www.tuxedowarehouse.net/uploads/4/2/5/5/42553849/s401497254439752242_p17_i16_w588.jpeg

Edit: Oh wait, that's an inmintvest - easy mistake to make.
Post edited at 21:21
Cú Chullain - on 21:24 Thu
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Plastics
Big Ger - on 21:31 Thu
In reply to Cú Chullain:

L) the love of a good woman

M) Hookers and coke.
aln - on 23:13 Thu
In reply to The Ice Doctor:
This http://www.chagalldesign.com/?gclid=Cj0KEQiAsf_BBRDMpoOHw4aSq4QBEiQAPm7DL6vvrxfByBtq5cSjvEjVsFGP35OS...

Edit: My mistake, those are vestments.
Post edited at 23:14
bouldery bits - on 07:45 Fri
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

N) £100 grands worth of Cola Cubes.
damhan-allaidh on 14:00 Fri
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Apparently, unlike cars, boats hold their value quite well (this has been relayed to me by several boat/yacht owners, so it must be true...). Now that we're at the ppm for CO2 tipping point (a line politicians seem happy to cross), the boat will be useful for accommodation in higher sea level conditions. In case of nuclear war, could be useful for a quick getaway, as long as not moored at ground zero.

I agree with abseil's point about property value. Long term diversifications, when renewed threat of imminent thermonuclear destruction is passed: AirBnB, cafe, social housing for the elderly or recent graduates...

Cyanide pill - depends on street value and how bad things might get.

Machine gun - only useful with the additional overheads (ammo). See comments above related to street value, etc.

Bribe - depends to whom and for what.
wercat on 18:08 Fri
In reply to damhan-allaidh:

if you've invested in developing a new machine gun that is better than existing models the world's armies will beat a path to your door, possibly the best investment of all from an amoral point of view



Lord_ash2000 - on 18:53 Fri
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Maybe a yacht if you can hire it out at a better return than a £100k house. Depends how they hold value though
damhan-allaidh on 20:34 Fri
In reply to wercat:

True
Big Ger - on 21:53 Fri
In reply to wercat:

> if you've invested in developing a new machine gun that is better than existing models the world's armies will beat a path to your door, possibly the best investment of all from an amoral point of view

One word for you; "poisons."
Trangia - on 08:48 Sat
In reply to Dorchester:

> F) A mistress

Investment!? Mistresses can prove very expensive, doubly so if you wife finds out!

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Dorchester on 09:38 Sat
In reply to Trangia:

Your right, messy business, I'll stick with the buy to let!

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