In reply to Trangia:
From the lady's Facebook page.
Ok confession time. I am going to tell all. Last night the police came to my door at 10 pm scaring the living bejesus out of me as I thought something catastrophic had happened to one of my children. No, I was being charged with S47 of The Civic Government Act (Scotland) 1982 as on Monday 11th April I did urinate in a public place, namely the Trump International Golf Course. Now 24 hours later after not having slept much ( I can't stop thinking about the feeling I had that it was about one of my children) I have had time to reflect. I received great support from Pat and Stewart last night and having had a great night tonight getting ribbed to pieces by Lynne Rowand (my publicist from now on) Karen Matheson Tracey Guthrie, Alan Coffin and all the other good folk in The Creel Inn, I am going to embrace my status as The Only Crim in the Village and be proud of the fact that a Presidential Candidate in the Us elections feels so threatened by a 61 yr old granny that he has to equip his tasteless golf course with a CCTV camera that can pick said Granny (Munroist, hillwalker, environmentalist, driftwood collector, knitter, loudmouth, swimmer, trigg collector, trouble maker, chocoholic etc etc) squatting in the dunes (not on the actual course) possibly having a pee. (phew) Please note that apart from one maintenance man at the start of our walk,Colin Rennie ( photographer P&J who just happened to be passing ...maybe there will be a story about this in the Piss and Churnel soon) and the head honcho of the course, me and my pal Sue Edwards saw no-one as we walked from Susan Munro's house to the beach then south to the Blairton Burn and back along the tarmac road (where we bumped into Colin Rennie and pal). Not sure where all the public were that I am alleged to have caused annoyance to. However given all the support that I have received (along with the gales of laughter) I want at least an ASBO out of this. At least I wasn't cuffed and put in the cells like Anthony Baxter was which actually highlights the serious side to this. I was doing nothing wrong, Anthony was only asking questions regarding Molly Forbes' water. (See the film "You've Been Trumped"). They (TIGLS)do not want people around their golf course except to play golf ( at a grossly overpriced rate) or to praise them so actions like this (what a waste of Police time) are designed to intimidate. DON'T BE INTIMIDATED. Walk the dunes, the shame is that it is a poor shadow of the former dune system that was a SSSI. This is my first ever charge so a bit of a shock but it is a minor issue and I am well over it. Please feel free to share, I've nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about.