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Sung to the tune of 'Every Rose Has It's Thorn', I'll dig up the lyrics for a complete parody, feel free to beat me to it.

In reply to dark_star: Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Poison
We both lie silently still
in the dead of the night
Although we both lie close together
We feel miles apart inside

Was it something I said or something I did
Did the words not come out right
Though I tried not to hurt you
Though I tried
But I guess that's why they say

Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn

Yeah it does

I listen to our favorite song
playing on the radio
Hear the DJ say loves a game of easy come and
easy go
But I wonder does he know
Has he ever felt like this
And I know that you'd be here somehow
If I could have let you know somehow
I guess

Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn

Though it's been a while now
I can still feel so much pain
Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals
but the scar, that scar remains

I know I could have saved a love that night
If I'd known what to say
Instead of makin' love
We both made our separate ways

But now I hear you found somebody new
and that I never meant that much to you
To hear that tears me up inside
And to see you cuts me like a knife
I guess

Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn

this one?

In reply to gear boy: Crickey, that's a lot of parodying to do.

In reply to dark_star:
well, you seem to have a lot of time on your hands, so i'm sure you'll manage to come up with something soonish

In reply to Liz Farley: Cheers for that and to think, here I was believeing you didn't care.

In reply to dark_star:
don't care about what???

In reply to Liz Farley: About my little project, of course. We could really use your skill here.

In reply to dark_star:

and what would that be?

In reply to Liz Farley: Well, I expect this to be a roaring success and would naturally like to take it to the West End and that, Miss Farley, is where you come in.

In reply to dark_star:
ahhhh.
would this be something to do with 'the drama dept meeting'?

In reply to Liz Farley: Yes, the one which appears to have taken place on Mars. Is it smashing there? I've always wanted to go but alas my life is largely taken up with making inane posts on assorted internet forums.

In reply to dark_star: yeah it's pretty firey up here. once you get used to the burning sensation on the soles of your feet it's all good.
there should be another pic soon, depending on how long these things take to approve!!! of me on a far colder planet

In reply to Liz Farley: Cool, which planet would that be?

In reply to dark_star:
my home planet - earth

In reply to Liz Farley: Ah, the blue planet. I'm rather fond of it myself, the gravity can be a bit much though- don't you think?

In reply to dark_star: nah. i kinda like it. gravity makes climbing possible.

In reply to Liz Farley: I'm not too sure of the logic employed there, but I'm confident you'll agree- it does make flying very difficult.

In reply to dark_star:
climbing wouldn't be climbing unless we were rising up against the force of gravity.
if there was no gravity then anyone could float around a rock face, and we wouldn't be special anymore. we'd have to master something like sitting on the ground for long periods of time

I was going to do a parody of the U2 song and call it "Who's going to drive your White Corsa" for my girlfriend, but got bored after the first line.