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Matinee** HVS 5b

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[matinee, 3 kb]24m. The lower crack is almost always damp and usually smelly. Ignore this fact and jam up it to a (possible) stance on the giant flake. The continuation is awkward, especially the fist-grinding belly-flop into the wider finishing section. © ROCKFAX
FA. Brown and Whillans 1951, named after the astounded 2000

Ticklists: BMC On-Peak Rock: Jamming tests, The Roaches - Routes Graded List, Steve Ashton's 100 Classic Gritstone Climbs, ROCKFAX Western Grit Grade List, Staffordshire Grit Challenge - Brown-Whillans Day Out, Peak Rock/6/ The Emergence of Joe Brown and Don Whillans, Joe Brown's Three-Star Grit-List.

Photo: matinee © jas wood
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PUBLIC LOGBOOKS
This climb is in 124 logbooks, and on 44 wishlists.

soph - Lead O/S - 13/Apr/14 with Annelies Sarrazyn

top pitch, via Valkyrie p1
switch - 2nd rpt - 09/Mar/14 with James

Slimey!
dannyboy83 - 2nd O/S - 08/Mar/14 with Little Chris

Tophe - Lead O/S - 08/Mar/14 with Dan

first proper jamming crack. The crux was the slime at the bottom!
thevoice - 2nd β - 16/Feb/14

Quality. Had fallen off this years ago in the snow. Drier today, although still a bit slimy in places.
Alex Winter - Lead - 24/Nov/13 with George

Actually a really good route and not just a battle like I was expecting. Found the off-width just before the half way rest the crux.
georgeevans88 - 2nd O/S - 24/Nov/13 with Alex Winter

Fell from the top. So close!
Kirill - Lead dog - 14/Sep/13 with EeFu

EeFu - 2nd dog - 14/Sep/13 with Kirill Spiridonov

Hidden - 2nd dog - 08/Sep/13

3 star fist fight wen dry.. Probably..
wolf.leeb - 2nd O/S - 18/Aug/13 with hosey

SPD224 - 2nd - 27/Jul/13 with Jo Sunderland, Martin Smith

andi turner - AltLd - 22/Jul/13 with pete bridgwood

Mike W - Lead dog - 04/Jun/13

Hidden - 2nd - 04/Jun/13

Rested twice - once on the lower pitch and once on the top.
Tony Holdsworth - Lead dog - 05/May/13 with Nick Mitchell

samsimpson - AltLd O/S - 02/May/13 with Tom Doldon

simeclimb68 - 2nd O/S - 29/Apr/13 with Rob Mirfin

Hidden - 2013

fiddly
northy1983 - 2nd - Aug/12 with andi t

All in one. Very green and slimy low down, but loved it anyway. Upper bulge felt pretty grovelly as expected. V enjoyable all round!
monsteratt - Lead O/S - 21/Jul/12 with Jess

slimiest crack ever, shoulder deep slime crack. yummy
Jessica Taylor - 2nd dog - Jul/12

WillDoyle - Lead dnf - 21/Jun/12

What a beast of a climb! The dirt just makes it!
Dan Geh - 2nd O/S - 25/Mar/12 with Roxy, Thomas Geh

One fall at the top-out, absolutely amazing just keeps on giving, filthy awkward jamming followed by a bellyflop rounded top-out with only thin slippery jams and no feet, a must do route.
tgeh - Lead dog - 25/Mar/12 with Roxy, dan geh

Hidden - 2012

Tony Kartawick - 2012

Hidden - Lead O/S - 10/Sep/11

Spanner - 2nd - 02/Jun/11 with Nick Michel

Hidden - Lead - 02/Jun/11

Phil PBC - AltLd - Jun/11 with henry castle

phil.cheeseman - Lead O/S - 06/May/11

pldarch - 2nd dog - 17/Apr/11 with Sam Bosanquet

sambosanquet101 - Lead - 17/Apr/11 with Peter Darch

John Mckeating - 2011

PAJames - 2011

keith leonard - 2011

jamesgodwin64 - 2nd O/S - 20/Nov/10 with chris fox

As classic as it gets.
highlux - Lead O/S - 20/Nov/10

Pitch 1 - Kate finished up crux pitch of Valkyrie
metal arms - AltLd O/S - 16/Oct/10

Great route from the great man himself, pretty traditional.
al99 - Lead O/S - 28/Aug/10 with Nick Record

Hidden - 2nd - 28/Aug/10

Mr Wild - Lead O/S - Aug/10

retro-flash
gregoritos - Lead - 15/Jul/10

Hidden - 2nd O/S - 11/Jul/10

Hidden - 2nd - 10/Jul/10

Brutal but brilliant. Absolutely loved this! (Led in one pitch.)
DavidR - Lead O/S - 10/Jul/10 with Holly Adamthwaite

Shorty83 - 2nd dnf - 02/Jul/10 with Giles

Gigga - Lead dnf - Jul/10 with Nick

LittleClimbingMaria - 28/Jun/10

truly horrific, a traditional HVS sandbag (its actually probably worth about E5...)
jacobjacob - Lead O/S - 09/May/10

ig248 - 2nd - 01/May/10 with Kane

Hidden - 2010

Hidden - Lead - 2010

Ken Taylor - 2010

Hidden - Lead dog - 18/Oct/09

Hidden - Lead O/S - 01/Oct/09

mattcyp88 - Lead O/S - 01/Oct/09 with Dave Spencer

smudger384 - 2nd - 20/Sep/09

Mr. K - Lead dnf - 10/Sep/09 with Roger Hill

datoon - Lead O/S - 22/Aug/09 with K

Andrew Sloan - Lead dog - 19/Apr/09

Led first pitch, Neil led second. Awesome. proper 'traditional' HVS. Crack was wet and full of moss - if anythign made it better, more of a challenge :)
Si dH - AltLd O/S - 18/Apr/09 with Neil Furniss

Hidden - AltLd O/S - 18/Apr/09

keith leonard - 2009

tumbling wizard - Nov/08

Pouring with rain, found top bit quite hard.
Somerset swede basher - Lead O/S - 23/Aug/08 with Jessica Garland

Jim Slater - 2nd dog - 10/Aug/08 with Gavin, Phil

jamesturnbull - Lead - 2008

jamesturnbull - Lead - 2008

jamesturnbull - Lead - 2008

Sean Kelly - 2008

TCHEKE - 2008

shoulders - Lead - 08/Sep/07

Simon Holden (LCandCC) - 2nd O/S - 12/Aug/07 with Matt Gordon

Hidden - Lead O/S - 29/Apr/07

Only seconding but the hardest climb I ever tried. Sustained and tiring
davek - 2nd - 21/Mar/07 with Shaun L

climbingpixie - 2nd dog - 07/Feb/07 with Shaun

Birdo - 2007 with Dave Bird

Duncan I - 2007

timmy-ts - 2007

jamesturnbull - 2007

Nicos - Lead O/S - 19/Nov/06 with alex at home

the best thing about this route (only good thing?) is that i never have to do it again. my left hand still hurts from when my feet slipped in the top crack and it sank deeper into the jam than i wanted it to!
Alex@home - Lead O/S - Nov/06 with nicos

nige - Lead - 25/Aug/06 with sven rowan

Climb Rox - Lead - Aug/06 with nick

Hidden - Lead O/S - Aug/06

shark - Lead O/S - 05/Mar/06 with Dan Arkle

Lawrence Eccles - Lead dog - 2006 with A. Crook

Hidden - TR rpt - Sep/05

mark s - 2005

Hidden - Lead O/S - 2005

Hidden - Jul/04

feilx - 2004

Hidden - Lead dog - Oct/03

Hidden - 2nd rpt - 12/Jul/03

Hidden - AltLd - 08/Jun/03

Hidden - Lead - 15/Mar/03

Hidden - Lead - 16/Aug/02

dan gibson - Lead O/S - 2002 with helen gibson

Hidden - Lead O/S - 09/Sep/01

Hidden - AltLd - 31/Aug/01

Hidden - Lead O/S - 17/Aug/00

Nigel Coe - Lead - 10/Jun/00 with Tim Dunsby

chrisrogers - 2nd O/S - Jun/98 with James H

Led by mitake stuck below bulge
Reds - Lead dnf - 26/May/98 with Sezer

Hidden - AltLd O/S - 14/Feb/98

Hidden - Lead dog - 17/Aug/97

Desperate! not sure I even made it to the top
Nick Smith - UKC - 2nd dog - 17/Aug/97 with Mark Stevenson

chris sm - Lead O/S - Jul/97 with Jon Stevens

bloody hard jamming route
brady - 2nd - 1996 with John Cameron

NickJH - 2nd O/S - Mar/91 with N Hancock

Roget - Lead O/S - 10/Jun/90 with jim

P1 only...
babymoac - Lead - 16/Jul/88

Hidden - Lead - 1988

Hidden - Lead O/S - 07/Sep/86

charlesmfrench - Lead O/S - 08/Jun/85

Andy Stephenson - AltLd O/S - 1982

Hidden - AltLd - 1982

Didn't get round to leading pitch 2 until June 83
stp - Lead O/S - 15/Aug/81

Hidden - Lead - 1980

Dave Musgrove - AltLd - 23/May/76 with Bob Knapton

GeoffG - Lead - 06/Aug/75 with tony bowker

rogerskews - Lead - 1974 with Paul Barrow

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Style of ascent

Lead60 of 124 (48.4%)
Followed31 of 124 (25.0%)
Toproped1 of 124 (0.8%)
Alt Leads12 of 124 (9.7%)
Unknown20 of 124 (16.1%)

'Climbed'55 of 124 (44.4%)
clean O/S44 of 124 (35.5%)
clean β1 of 124 (0.8%)
clean rpt3 of 124 (2.4%)
dogged16 of 124 (12.9%)
dnf5 of 124 (4.0%)