So I was in Fort Bill over the weekend, the weather was lousy and there was a need for some entertainment so I popped into one of the charity shops to see what I could find...
What I found was a shelf containing a number of films starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson, who was apparently "Arguably the greatest kick boxer of all time". I love bad movies, but my willingness to inflict pain on myself is limited so I decided to restrict myself to one film. After a certain amount of agonising I selected...
"Cyber Tracker" - a tale about computerised justice and robotic actors playing humvee driving robots who carry rocket launchers in the boot.
It basically involves people being kicked in the face and long, boring firefights with indestructible robots on one side and people with ineffective guns on the other. The film would have been over in about 3 seconds if the robots could aim.
By any decent standards this is a film that should be erased from existence, but I found it hilarious and will almost certainly watch again.
The best bit? Don "The Dragon" has well over 20 films to his name - this could run and run!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109515/