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 The Lemming 22 Mar 2018

What songs would he cover?

 Dell 22 Mar 2018
In reply to The Lemming:

Duet with Ed Sheeran. 

 

 subtle 22 Mar 2018
In reply to The Lemming:

There's a Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis 

 planetmarshall 22 Mar 2018
In reply to The Lemming:

Elvis Impersonator: Blackpool Pier

In reply to The Lemming:

Slayer: Reign in Blood complete album. Maybe some Anthrax too.

In reply to The Lemming:

  Stairway to heaven 

 Because he's dead 

And not working in the chip shop

 Tom Last 22 Mar 2018
In reply to The Lemming:

Love Will Tear Us Apart

 wbo 22 Mar 2018
In reply to Dell:what he said in a forlorn attempt to be relevant

 

Has anyone ever gone his status to irrelevant so quickly.  My kids don't recognize a single Elvis song.  

 

 Mick Ward 23 Mar 2018
In reply to subtle:

> There's a Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis 


Love it!

Mick

 Blue Straggler 23 Mar 2018
In reply to The Lemming:

My Heart Will Go On.

 

My answer there is both serious and hilarious. I win the Internet

 Toccata 23 Mar 2018
In reply to wbo:

> Has anyone ever gone his status to irrelevant so quickly.  My kids don't recognize a single Elvis song.  

The Beatles. Conversation with an 18 year old this year: "Favourite Beatles song?".

"Who?".

"The Beatles!"

"Is that Mick Jagger's band?"

 two_tapirs 23 Mar 2018
In reply to The Lemming:

We've gotta get outta this place. 

Because he'd be under 6 foot of earth

 Blue Straggler 23 Mar 2018
In reply to two_tapirs:

 

> Because he'd be under 6 foot of earth

 

Why would a living Elvis be 6 feet under?

 

 

 two_tapirs 26 Mar 2018
In reply to Blue Straggler:

> Why would a living Elvis be 6 feet under?

Something to do with him being buried a few decades back

 Blue Straggler 26 Mar 2018
In reply to two_tapirs:

> Something to do with him being buried a few decades back

Are you a bit simple?
The thread title is "If Elvis was alive"

Or are you being super-funny-clever and positing a scenario in which the reality of his burial is still true and he just happens not to be dead? Making me the one who is "a bit simple"?

 Hat Dude 26 Mar 2018
In reply to Blue Straggler:

Schrodinger's Elvis

cb294 26 Mar 2018
In reply to The Lemming:

Whole lotta Rosie:

 

youtube.com/watch?v=qFRRozjDwsA&

 

Actually, the entire Gravelands record is great!

 

CB

 two_tapirs 26 Mar 2018
In reply to Blue Straggler:

Kudos to you for hearing that penny drop

 Blue Straggler 26 Mar 2018
In reply to two_tapirs:

It was a confusing weekend with the clocks being put forward and with the sunshine and everything

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