In reply to armus:
>I have a small Welsh/Esperanto paper back dictionary. I don't need it...
At first I was sure you were kidding with this no. 1 esoteric thread title, but am not sure now.
Anyway I'll reply. Post it to a library in Wales as a gift.
And I'll counter with a no. 1 esoteric BBC news headline:
"US treacle spill sparks shark alert"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24072561