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Low stoney bank.

Whoever had a dump at low stoneybank, by the path, under the loweroff of optic nerve, well done, cheers, lovely,  made my day to see it...love and peace man!

Does the rouge indicate some sort of GI bleed perhaps?

Or the potential dismissal of my proof reader.

Bird poo is purple when they eat berries but ther aren't any out just now. 'Red poo at night, shepherd's had a sh1te'?

Tell that to the blackbird that's currently eating the abundance of berries on our berberis hedge and leaving purple poo on our nice new sandstone flags!

Rouge? I know you can't polish a turd, but I guess you could tart it up with a dab of blusher and a bity of lippy.