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Low Stoneybank, rouge turd warning.

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 P Wheeler 26 Jul 2021
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Low stoney bank.

Whoever had a dump at low stoneybank, by the path, under the loweroff of optic nerve, well done, cheers, lovely,  made my day to see it...love and peace man!

 DaveHK 26 Jul 2021
In reply to P Wheeler:

Does the rouge indicate some sort of GI bleed perhaps?

 P Wheeler 26 Jul 2021
In reply to DaveHK:

Or the potential dismissal of my proof reader.

 Lankyman 27 Jul 2021
In reply to DaveHK:

> Does the rouge indicate some sort of GI bleed perhaps?

Bird poo is purple when they eat berries but ther aren't any out just now. 'Red poo at night, shepherd's had a sh1te'?

 Martin W 27 Jul 2021
In reply to Lankyman:

> Bird poo is purple when they eat berries but ther aren't any out just now

Tell that to the blackbird that's currently eating the abundance of berries on our berberis hedge and leaving purple poo on our nice new sandstone flags!

In reply to P Wheeler:

Rouge? I know you can't polish a turd, but I guess you could tart it up with a dab of blusher and a bity of lippy.


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