Scumbag College Mountaineering Club will be holding our freshers' meet this Friday.
After we've done our laundry we're going to catch the train, which hopefully won't let us down, over to cheddar and toprope Coronation Street all day.
We all have covid, obviously. We drop a lot of rocks and the occasional stielhandgranate and there'll be a Motörhead gig at the bottom.
If you have any issues with us on the day you can try to talk to Vyvyan but I'd go somewhere else if I were you.
