In reply to Bobling:
> I've got to bite...a tent called the Assault! "Alright lads let's pepper-pot forward...I'll be in me ASSAULT TENT". Cue tent gently trundling forward. Just tickles me. Hope you get it sold!
Many final attempts at summiting on big mountains are referred to as 'The Final Assault, etc.', so naming a tent similarly probably isn't as misplaced and subject to ridicule as you imply.