/ Another reason not to eat uranium....
20 billion calories
Zero carbs though. Interesting.
Best enjoyed without your dentures... A handy mnemonic being uranium tooth-free ate.
A bit conventional though. Fusion cuisine is where it's at these days.
Explains why fission chips are so bad for you...
And yet it is also a super slimming foodstuff. With a diet rich in uranium, you can eat as much chocolate and cheesecake as you want - such are the miraculous weight loss powers of heavy metal poisoning and cancer.
So is depleted uranium like Diet Coke?
It would almost be worth switching "likes" on again to award those chuckle-inducing two posts.
sorry, whose 'ranium?
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