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Will my Continental Quilt still work after we leave the EU on the 31st October?

Asking for a friend 

You’ll have to trade it in for an eiderdown.

Nah. You'll have to manage with an army greatcoat draped over your bed.

Even worse, mine is a European sized king rather than British.  Will I have to burn it as a display of loyalty to the state?!

No.  Back to itchy blankets and a sheet and one of those odd wiggly counterpane things. 

And continental breakfasts... I assume a full English will be compulsory after the 31/10 (minus the Spanish tomatoes, Danish bacon and French Toast etc, etc)

You can still have a continental breakfast in a post-no-deal dystopia - it's just the continent involved will be Antarctica.

Or America as they will own everything in the UK post brexit.

I hope people have applied for visas for their German Shepherds and Irish Wolfhounds, or risk them facing deportation unless they have a documented record of 5 years utility bills in their name.

One too many beers might soon see you arrested for illegal possession of Dutch Courage.

And we'll also need to repopulate to make up for all the EU workers we'll be kicking out, but as we'll be banning French letters that should make up for it.

Freedom fries!

After Brexit the continental quilt shall be known are an Empire Quilt.

I'm more concerned about the Bentley.

After we leave the EU's malign influence and take control of our climate the sun will shine every day and it will never be cold enough to require a quilt.

With all the hot air about brexit you won't need to wait to leave the EU before it gets warm enough to not need  that quilt.