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https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/18821046.moon-news-nasa-make-announceme...

At 4pm

What's your guess?

Clangers.

jk

Chinese base and settlers already on the moon

That would be hilarious - NASA lands on the light side of the moon, moonrover heads over to the dark side to come face to face with a Chinese moonbase complete with McDonalds.

We're going back and, this time, not to a film studio in Nevada.

Found a balloon pump.

What an anticlimax after all that.

You mean it isn't cheese...?

I'm a bit overpartial to cheese, so the less of it around the better, sadly. I meant the other thing.

Everyone knows the nazis have the base on the dark side of the moon ??

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Sky

This isn't a surprise with the recent rain.

I was hoping it was a large black monolith but it's just a few frozen puddles.

Yes, that's right. As usual. Once again

"Listen, everyone!!! There are maybe, possibly, a few drops of water on the moon, or then again maybe not, research continues, please give us another US$100,000,000,000 right now so we can continue this fantastic and crucial research and be building bases on Mars by Christmas"

I'm sorry if that sounds cynical, folks, but I've heard these "Amazing Announcement Coming Next Wednesday - Just Wait And See - It's Groundbreaking" pieces before in my long life, i.e. once too often - announcements which are only repeated in the media, not initiated by them

I was hoping for some evidence of what happened to Moonbase Alpha.

May not be significant to you but it means that Trumps next golf course might have water hazards after all.

It was exported as Mondbasis Alpha 1

It WAS a large black monolith. It's now on its way to Area 51 in Nevada (second class moon postage)

Don't ask me how I know. I can't say