No, not a reference to the League of Gentlemen.
I have been down to my local parade of shops, a place I have been familiar with for about 35 years. It just got me thinking about how much it has changed.
There are around a dozen shops, in the 80s it had a butchers, greengrocers, general grocers, off licence, chip shop, post office / newsagents, a bank, a building society, chemist, a hair dressers and probably something else that I have forgotten.
Now there is still a chip shop, but this has been joined by an Indian takeaway, a sandwich shop, an upmarket cafe, an Italian restaurant and a tapas restaurant. There are now several hair dressers, but there are also about three beauticians and one of those barbers where you feel out of place if you are over 30. There is still a chemists, but there is also a physiotherapy clinic and pilates studio. In addition, there is a gift shop and a few financial services businesses.
You will notice that there are more shops now than there were in the 80s, this is because hardly anyone seems to live above the shop these days, as they did then and this upstairs accommodation has changed in to service sector and office uses.
Back then you could probably buy 95% of every thing you needed from these shops and for the many of the pensioners of the time, this is exactly what happened. They would go to the local shops several times a week and buy what they needed, talking to all the shopkeepers and bumping in to other people that they knew, doing the same thing.
I understand the reason for the changes, some good, some bad. I am just interested in other people's experiences. By the time I went away for University in the early 90s, it had changed a little but was much nearer what I described from the 80s. In getting to that London, I was surprised by how dominant restaurants were on the local hight streets, something that seems perfectly normal now.