Someone please help me here, suspended as I am by my fingertips over the awful crevasse of my folly! Rescue urgently needed if I'm not to be lost forever in the evil clutches of the international art world:
It's OK, you can all stop panicking - I've been saved! Someone else gets to doodle on this masterpiece! <Crawls away for a celebratory beer and resolves never again to get carried away by kindness. Phew, that was a close one...>