Just got this in response to an email - from an account executive at a supposedly professional company!
Subject:
"Troy McClure wants to add you as a connection Re: <subject>"
Body:
"Hi, I’m Troy McClure! You may remember me from such classic Out of Office Messages as “Going to a doctor's appointment that's definitely not a job interview” or “Visiting My Family in Florida.” I’m here today to talk to you about Daniel, and the email you just sent him.
(Enter Billy, 8 years old, doe-eyed)
Billy: Mr. McClure? Why is Daniel not answering any emails right now?
Troy: The answer is simple Billy: Daniel is celebrating thanksgiving and nowhere near his work email.
Billy: When is he going to be coming back?
Troy: He will be back on Monday 2nd.
Billy: Is he going to reply to the email they just sent?
Troy: If it warrants a response, Billy. If it warrants a response…
(Exit Billy)
That’s all for now. Watch for me in the upcoming Out of Office Message <snip> on December."
Pretty sure I don't want to have any further dealings with this company, if that's the calibre of their employees.