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It’s December, time to make us all feel really, really proud of some national heroes.
Nominate one person and their achievements in 2017.
This will be fun.

In reply to pasbury:

Nigel Farage for his services to broadcasting and light entertainment on the radio (after buggering off from politics, post referendum "success").

In reply to pasbury:
The Rt. Hon. D. Green, for showing that the Tory party really do attract wankers

In reply to Andy Hardy:

Looks like he’s spunked his career away.

In reply to pasbury:
Katie Hopkins. for serving as a bad example

In reply to Yanis Nayu:

Had it all and he tossed it all away.

In reply to Stichtplate:

It was in his hands.

In reply to Yanis Nayu:

Someone should have got a grip on the honourable member.



Oh, hang on a minute.....

In reply to Andy Hardy:

Well, I think he should get some recognition for getting so many people involved in discussions about important political events

He really is a great mass debater

In reply to Andy Hardy:
Let he who is without sin etc

In reply to no_more_scotch_eggs:

Safe pair of hands as Deputy PM. Although perhaps more suited to a spending ministry.

In reply to Andy Hardy:

I like wanking. And I especially like it while I watch porn.
Hurrah for porn!

In reply to birdie num num:

I like wanking. And I especially like it while I watch porn.
Hurrah for porn!

Any particular genre?

In reply to pasbury:

Anyway, back on topic.... Pride of Britain goes to Jeremy Corbyn....... Hugged a few Grenfell victims......Vocal (ish) on Brexit (from a position of safety) utter weak, shit, opportunist glory seeker.

In reply to FactorXXX:

Mature. Hairy.

In reply to birdie num num:

Mature. Hairy.

Like Mrs num num but without the warts and cudgel then?

In reply to FactorXXX:

Exactly!.....
A hairy fanny, rather than a hairy chin

In reply to birdie num num:

Exactly!.....
A hairy fanny, rather than a hairy chin

Vintage porn!
Hairy fannies, hairy ball sacks and a semblance of a story line.
The good old days...

In reply to FactorXXX:

I know, it used to be a good business being a plumber.

In reply to Lusk:

I know, it used to be a good business being a plumber.

Ballcocks!

In reply to birdie num num:

You forgot "male model";

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/pri_61668973.jpg?w=748&h=984&c...

In reply to pasbury:

Rees Mogg for being the most British person in the history of this great country.

In reply to pasbury:

Would appear GQ magazine have awarded Corbyn best dressed man of 2017.

Mathematician of the year goes to....

In reply to birdie num num:

Keep telling yourself this. He will be the next Prime Minister.

In reply to Big Ger:

The person who said this wasn't even at the photo shoot or interview. Plus he wrote a book about Davey Cameron ???? Biased perhaps?

In reply to pasbury:

Absolutely, but there's a time and a place. I don't think the office is the place (maybe I'm not adventurous enough)

In reply to Andy Hardy:

I think we should be encouraging wanking in public office(s) because it limits the amount of damage they can do while working.

In reply to msp1987:


Yes, GQ editor Dylan Jones. Top Tory supporter, Mail on Sunday columnist and David Cameron's mate. (Don't tell Big Ger lol)

W

In reply to pasbury:

How about Theresa May for managing to remain so strong and stable despite all those weird noises coming from Damian's office next door.

In reply to Yanis Nayu:


Problem is some folk are quite resourceful, Bill Clinton outsourced it, so he can could remain hands free and work away.

In reply to summo:

Ha!

In reply to summo:

Thinking outside the box?

In reply to summo:


And nothing untoward on his computer because it was all on Monica's dress.

In reply to pasbury:

I'll nominate,

For services to the 1920s, Jacob Rees Mogg.
For the Mr Kipling award for services to arcane Imperialist prose, Boris Johnson.
For courage in the face of extremists, and managing to carry on his duties despite his obvious pain and discomfort, Tom Watson.
For services to integration of the elderly into mainstream life, the Liberal Democrats.
The unbuttered parsnips award, to all in Government who heaped fine words on the emergency services this year, apparently they will receive a 1% increase in fine words next year.

In reply to Andy Hardy:


Isn't he the chap that recently splashed out on a new keyboard?

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