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Vegetables, if eaten to the exclusion of everything else , turn people into glassy-eyed, humourless, dogmatic, supporters of the vegan religion. Cows are vegans and the combined anal effusions of the global bovine herd is accelerating global warming.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if the human vegan equivalent was doing similar damage.

Isn't it now our duty to eat as much beef, veal, pork, lamb, mutton, venison, duck, chicken, pheasant, grouse and goose as possible and stem the methane-accelerated global warming, climate change tide?

When the subject matter is conflictual and cuts deep into your conscience… the only recourse is humour . Well done  

Let's start with Boris Johnson !

Perhaps we should eat vegans

Vegetables also contain micronutrients that are important for normal cognitive function, you should try them. 

I look forward to buying my carrots from a shady bloke with a beemer in a pub car park. 

'These sprouts are stalky.' 

3 dislikes for that - aren't vegans more environmentally friendly than cows?

Longpig is a wonderful delicious meat 

We should ban tedious Oxford 'Scientists' who want to treble the price of mince, bacon and sausages because they maybe a small chance they induce cancer.

Mince gives you cancer? Can't beat a good bit of scaremongering!

Scaremongering, gives you cancer.

Funny isn't it ?

Sugar gives you cancer, 

Meat gives you cancer,

Unwashed vegetables can give you cancer, 

Alcohol gives you cancer, 

Your heritage can give you cancer, 

Sunlight gives you cancer, 

See where they are going with this ...........

Best not be born and your pretty safe I reckon .

Blow jobs give you cancer ....

Oh now your telling me .

Is that giving or receiving ??

Which are you best at?

Does cancer mind then ?

Both, I think

Isn't god cruel .

I thought it was the other way round, according to Michael Douglas

Ban vegans and vegetarians. Send them back from whence they came. They're all big farts.

Eat squirrels, fluffy tailed b******s.

There's more meat on a squirrel.

Where , the womb ?