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I haven't driven a car for more than a month, longest time since I first owned a car twenty years ago. I haven't been a passenger in that time either, which is probably the longest period since I was at University.

Anything I initially thought I might do:

• Training
• Learning new things
• Drinking less

Getting fat, surprisingly.

Likewise. I may try and start it soon!

Eating crap food has stopped too, which is good. 

I was hoping to get some time to do a few courses too. 

My main things are in order of importance. 

Walking the dog and letting him run like a looney off the lead. 

Riding my motorcycle. 

Buying fish and chips. 

Being intimate with my wife. 

Leading E8

Cruising about in the vintage Ferrari

Turning down repeated requests from Bear to take him camping

Burning through Victoria's Secret models like a teenage boy burns through Kleenex

You are aware that leaves you open to a very obvious wind up? 

Any of this social video conferencing jazz. Just not for me.

A wind up might take my mind off no nookie so go for it. 

I've not been able to get my monthly crack supply sorted.

Crack, I really need some cool , refreshing wholesome, crack.

😂  

I’d better leave it for someone else. I’d hate to get a reputation.

I'm missing the craic but it's not always wholesome.

onanism

Now that is will power!

Mail order. My crack habit has gone through the f*cking roof!

This week I are mainly not:

showering

mowing the lawn

watching TV

drinking coffee

wearing clothes or shoes

I am doing all of these to the point of obsession!

Nah, podcasts and exotic tea in the nip is the new me.

Learning to play a musical instrument

Drinking coffee with milk.

Slacklining

Have done some driving to the supermarket but I think we've used a third of a tank in over a month.

So what do you recommend ? 

Iceland or Rock and ice ? 

Is there a minimum order for free delivery

I'm desperate , seeing spiders everywhere and their fucking massive . 

Help

I'm not sure crack is going to help with this.

Not really, the house is full of people all the time, it's just politeness and decorum .

Unfortunately I don't have access to the dark web. I'm not interested in crack but all sorts of interesting ways of legally temporarily changing consciousness were taken away by May's draconian bill.

I initially assumed that lockdown was a new type of insulation for doors. I'm not doing that any longer. 

SOTA.ORG

Just about the only thing  I can't do from home or nearbye.