UKC

Two hares

New Topic
This topic has been archived, and won't accept reply postings.
 Lankyman 16 Jun 2021

Just earlier, on my pre-work walk, I was watching two hares hopping about in a recently mown field. While I was trying to get them both in my photo they began to move towards me as I leaned on the field gate. They must have known I was there, we had eye contact, but on they came. I kept still and the two of them just crept under the gate and then sauntered off along the track. I could have reached down and touched them. I used to get close views of hares when I lived in a caravan but that was through a window. A close encounter of the eared kind?

 Phil Anderson 16 Jun 2021
In reply to Lankyman:

Furred kind, surely?

In reply to Lankyman:

Careful out there, have you never seen 'night of the lepus?' 

 Blue Straggler 16 Jun 2021
In reply to JJ Krammerhead III:

someone made this brilliant montage with the main theme music from the film. It’s really relaxing to watch 

youtube.com/watch?v=czWvWycyMxo&

In reply to Blue Straggler:

Aww they are the cutest killer monsters on film

 Blue Straggler 16 Jun 2021
In reply to JJ Krammerhead III:

Apparently their screeching (? not sure, have not seen it) was just shots of them yawning  

 Bottom Clinger 16 Jun 2021
In reply to Lankyman:

Brilliant.  They have a bit of a blind spot right in front of their nose, which, combined with your very 'still' position, may have made you difficult to see.

In reply to Lankyman:

If it happens again I’ve seen loads of adverts on TV recently for products which promise to rid you of unwanted hares. 

 Bottom Clinger 16 Jun 2021
In reply to Thugitty Jugitty:

> If it happens again I’ve seen loads of adverts on TV recently for products which promise to rid you of unwanted hares. 

I’m fairly sure Lankyman is no anti-waxer so send ‘em his way. 

 bouldery bits 17 Jun 2021
In reply to Bottom Clinger:

> I’m fairly sure Lankyman is no anti-waxer so send ‘em his way. 

This is an underrated joke. 

I certainly wouldn't VEETo it.

 mountainbagger 17 Jun 2021
In reply to bouldery bits:

> This is an underrated joke. 

> I certainly wouldn't VEETo it.

Yours is nearly as good...it's a close shave.

 CantClimbTom 23 Jun 2021

Did you hear about the bald man who had a rabbit tattooed on top of his head?

From a distance it looked like he had a little "hair"

OP Lankyman 25 Jun 2021
In reply to CantClimbTom:

> Did you hear about the bald man who had a rabbit tattooed on top of his head?

> From a distance it looked like he had a little "hair"

If he'd paid a bit more he could have had a proper 'hare piece'


New Topic
This topic has been archived, and won't accept reply postings.
Loading Notifications...