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I’ve found the worlds biggest swan. Difficult to estimates it’s size, but I’m six foot tall, so it’s at least 30 feet. Massive. 

Were you on Isla Sorna?

Amazing. 30 feet? So the grass needs cutting, those blades of grass must be a foot long ):

My guess is the bird reserve on Brobdingnag.

Any bigger,  it'd have had your teeth out with it's wing.

Not true! Swans can only break arms (mens arms).

True, but not my biggest concern. My biggest concern was jogging away to avoid a broken arm but then being attacked by a Killer Buzzard. It was a very, very dangerous lose lose scenario.