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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Hungarian refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.I have swum the English Channel, while reciting shakespeare, I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. The laws of society do not apply to me. I have spoken with Elvis.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a spatula and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail
I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by Man United, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
-- sadly not all my own words!
Getting better at climbing, all indoors currently, but want to start getting in to the outdoor stuff now summer is here!
I would like to be alble to climb comfortably around the F6c/F7a level by the end of the year, Currenlt climbing F6a/ F6a+ at the moment (march 2008) in the hope that at that level more of the climbing will open up to me - not to bothered by the grades as such - just want to improve.
Based in Bristol, so looking forwrd to getting to know both Avon and Cheddar Gorge.
that's about all for now...
Location
Bristol
Recent Postings
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Personal Webpage
http://www.wabbadabba.com/ben
Interests Outside Climbing
there's things other than climbing??
About My Photography
blurred and out of focus most of the time
Anything Else We Should Know
Lots probably, like how to make a tasty meal from what ever you can find in the cupboard, and how to make friends and influence people... but I can't teach you everything as I only have a small box in which to type, sorry.