In reply to DaveHK:
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> An exact copy of Stanage will have been erected just in front of the original.
I seem to remember Ken Wilson advocated just such a thing back in the 1980s - I always thought he was a visionary. (Actually, to be fair, he didn't suggest putting it in front of the actual Stanage, but in the cliff-starved south, in some dingy Bedfordshire gravel quarry or suchlike as I recall. But he did suggest building a facsimile of part of Stanage. Fact!).
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> You'll be able to buy Ron Fawcetts sperm on the internet.
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You don't have to use the internet - Ron's happy to hand over a jam jar's worth out of the back door of his house in Hathersage - for a price.
> The Futurama style preserved head of Andy Nisbet will be available for consultation on Scottish winter nick.
The Futurama-style preserved head of Andy Nisbet is already available for consultation on Scottish winter nick.