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 ainywaya2 29 May 2023
User banned but some of the replies were too funny to delete so it's archived.

I want to be a climbing expert what should I do?
Is it necessary to do some special exercises?

Please guide me accordingly. Thanks in advance.

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 Lankyman 29 May 2023
In reply to ainywaya2:

Examine the stone. The lichen effortlessly clinging to the overhang. Be one with the lichen.

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 john arran 29 May 2023
In reply to ainywaya2:

Let me guess: One of your posts very soon will either contain a link/recommendation for a product unrelated to climbing, or will contain dangerous misinformation resulting from you having 'done your own research'.

Which is it to be?

 Tony Buckley 29 May 2023
In reply to john arran:

I'll be happy to share my special, guaranteed success exercise programme with him upon receipt of Bitcoin to a value of, say, £2 million.

It's usually less expensive but I'm running a special offer for spammers .

T.

In reply to ainywaya2:

Just emulate some of expert techniques used in climbing movies such as Cliffhanger, but don't try Free Soloing too soon - until you feel really confident. Screaming like Adam Ondra may help, or uttering confidence-building mantras such Alex Huber's "I've got power to waste".

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 string arms 29 May 2023
In reply to ainywaya2:

No exercise required

just photoshop a picture of your head onto an image of any climber of your choice. Post it on insta and hey presto you’re a top climber without having to leave your desktop and go to the gym. The beauty of this approach is that it is virtually limitless for any sport you fancy. 😀


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