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League table position

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 string arms 24 Dec 2020

It’s the end of the year and time to reflect on my performance. Supporters through the turntables are dwindling and the referees seem to have it in for me ( red card dabs! ) I can occasionally drag my weary carcass up a font 7a if it’s a home game but away matches  ( steep slopey stuff or steep fingery stuff or slabs or indeed anything that isn’t a vertical traverse!) usually has the manager threatening to drop me from the team.

Although I have the odd match which give the plaudits the impression that there’s still life in the old dog yet, the knackers yard feels uncomfortably close by, By my reckoning I’m currently fighting relegation from league two 

where are you?

 bouldery bits 24 Dec 2020
In reply to string arms:

Training with the reserves. 

 joeramsay 24 Dec 2020
In reply to string arms:

All year I've been left back... 

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In the changing rooms! 

 yeti 24 Dec 2020
In reply to string arms:

5 a side  second reserve  : )

 Andy Clarke 24 Dec 2020
In reply to string arms:

I'm serving a ban for alleged breeches. I thought they looked great in tweed, twinned with some tall red socks but the ethics committee charged me with dragging bouldering back into the dark ages.

 climberchristy 24 Dec 2020
In reply to string arms:

Looking forward to a new season.

 Ian W 24 Dec 2020
In reply to string arms:

contract terminated "by mutual consent".

 Lankyman 24 Dec 2020
In reply to string arms:

Sent off a while back


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