In reply to planetmarshall:
> FAs have the right to call their routes whatever they like. Guidebook writers have the right to not include routes if the FA is a dick.
That's probably the most sensible approach.
I don't think anyone has the right to alter another person's creation, no matter how childish, and I've always felt the name to be part of the route. If it has a manky greasy off-width I probably won't bother with it. Similarly if I has a sh*t name.
The first ascensionist will probably end up being the only ascensionist if only because we don't want the embarrassment of a Monday morning conversation like...
'What did you do at the weekend then?'
You can see how this ends, and it's not with a reference to someone's mother.
Interestingly, Wikipedia tells me that Zyklon B Zombie was the first single released by a band called Throbbing Gristle. That suggests to me that offensive names (song or route) are engendered by nothing more than a puerile desire for notoriety. They also knocked one out (sorry) called 'Five Knuckle Shuffle', which could be appropriated as the name of the aforementioned off-width...
Let's do the sensible thing and just ignore them until they grow up.
Post edited at 17:54