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kubipan - on 09 Feb 2018

Hello Everyone! I don't know what I have to bring for climbing, someone give me a advise! thanks a lot!!

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gribble - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

Hands.  And feet.

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purplemonkeyelephant - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

A repertoire of excuses.

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crimpsoplenty - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

Plentiful supply of cake

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Andy Johnson - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

Cake and a flask.

Post edited at 09:58
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Ramblin dave - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

The ruckus.

 

Erm, in all seriousness though, you might want to be a bit more specific. Are you talking about going to an indoor wall for the first time? A day out cragging in the Peak District? A three week expedition to an unclimbed peak in the Karakorum?

Blue Straggler - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to gribble:

Teeny tiny fingers and toes, and sinewy bodies. Captain Kirk said so

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morphomouse - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

The pain

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Hardonicus - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

Myself - to the rock.

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cwarby - on 09 Feb 2018
A trusted partner.
Jon Stewart - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

All the boys to the yard?

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EddInaBox on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

I bring a ladder, I call it French bouldering.

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climber34neil - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

 A film crew

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Dell on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

....the Noize

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GrahamD - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

Money for beer and chips.  If you are feeling poor, forget the chips.

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Lord_ash2000 - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

The ruckus

 

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GridNorth - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

We wouldn't have this problem if we stopped referring to Indoor Climbing as "Climbing". After all we all know it's really only training.

Al

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Jon Read - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

It. On.

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paul__in_sheffield - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to GridNorth:

> We wouldn't have this problem if we stopped referring to Indoor Climbing as "Climbing". After all we all know it's really only training.

> Al

climbing outside makes you weak....

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olddirtydoggy - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

Beer!

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aln - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

I bring a huge ghetto blaster, loud hip hop or metal gets me psyked. It's always popular with others at the crag, they're always shouting encouragement at me. 

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FactorXXX - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

All you need is chalk and balls.

captain paranoia - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

No need to bring anything; you're not coming here.

Take some things instead...

You do need to bring them with you, though...

[let's hope Blue Straggler doesn't read this, or his head might explode...]

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flaneur - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

Bring me sunshine.

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Jon Greengrass on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

power and responsibility

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cwarby - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to climber34neil:

...or those gold hotpants, nipple tassels and a boa. See you in Cheedale soon

 

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climber34neil - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to cwarby:

I've got a set ready for you as well, essential equipment I would say

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beardy mike - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

The send train.

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Fredt on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

I bring a sense of perspective.

dr_botnik - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

Indoors beginner:

Harness

Shoes

Chalk

Belay plate/Krab

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paul__in_sheffield - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

> Hello Everyone! I don't know what I have to bring for climbing, someone give me a advise! thanks a lot!!

Go hard or go home!

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megamonkeyman on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

Coke and ludes.

If you aint got them then a hooker.

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Blue Straggler - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to captain paranoia:

 

> [let's hope Blue Straggler doesn't read this, or his head might explode...]

I tolerate people who are clearly working in a second language as they are better at languages than am I.

 

The OP does not seem to be writing as native speaker of American English 

 

Pedro - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

Before you can go climbing you need to take the Climbers Oath. Open your wallet and say " Help Yourself "

captain paranoia - on 09 Feb 2018
In reply to Blue Straggler:

It was supposed to be a light-hearted illustration of the difficulties of the English language, like your threads today. Hence the allusion to those threads...

bouldery bits - on 10 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

Bring everything you need.

Pedro50 on 10 Feb 2018
In reply to bouldery bits:

"Not a match too many nor one too few" - Messner

Brass Nipples on 10 Feb 2018
In reply to kubipan:

Determination

 

Blue Straggler - on 10 Feb 2018
In reply to captain paranoia:

Ah, sorry. I was a bit slow yesterday after the toast and fish made my head hurt so much


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