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 Nevis-the-cat 13 Sep 2006
Who on this site makes your turds boil and you want to immolate the little fecker using Old spice while feeding them slug pellets?

I nominate DaveH for looking like Tony Robinson.
 KeithW 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Nevis-the-cat:

Pete W, for being so wet.

I bet he experiments on captive lemurs in his cellar.
 Dr Avid 13 Sep 2006
In reply to KeithW: I bet hes got a soundproofed garage....
OP Nevis-the-cat 13 Sep 2006
In reply to KeithW:

Did you know that when they are confident they are unobserved, lemurs perform MC Hammer's running man.
Clauso 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Nevis-the-cat:

John Rushby annoys the hell out of me... Whenever I see his posts on this site, I invariably start ranting and kick the Office Junior (he's 54, you know).
 marie 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Clauso: I bet he dont have grey hair though...

;oP
Rosie A 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Clauso:

Seconded, can't stand him. Jumped up, arrogant, head-up-his-arse type. Don't think I'd want to meet him. Scary.
 marie 13 Sep 2006
In reply to marie: PS, I mean the office junior...
 CJD 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Rosie A:

I heard he touches tapirs inappropriately when their nearest and dearest aren't looking.
 KeithW 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Nevis-the-cat:
> (In reply to KeithW)
>
> Did you know that when they are confident they are unobserved, lemurs perform MC Hammer's running man.

I did know that; in fact it was Pete's research that first identified it. True.
Clauso 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Rosie A:
> (In reply to Darren Jackson)
>
> ... Jumped up, arrogant, head-up-his-arse type.

Yeah, John's something of a late starter though. He only got into Yuppiedom when everybody else was heading off to hug trees...

> Don't think I'd want to meet him. Scary.

I wouldn't want to meet him either... If you're ever down London Village, then keep an eye out for a goon sporting red braces, gelled-back hair and a Filofax. That's John.

 TN 13 Sep 2006
In reply to CJD:

Tapirs? That's nothing - have you heard about that weird guy with the owls?
(<shhh> I think he's somewhere nearby...)
Rosie A 13 Sep 2006
In reply to CJD: Really? That's horrifying. Does his missus know? Better warn her before it's too late eh?
Clauso 13 Sep 2006
In reply to marie:

I don't have grey hair either. I yanked it out. It daren't show itself on my scalp again...
 CJD 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Rosie A:

I'm not sure. He's a right dorrrrrty bassss-tid with those tapirs though. If I were her I wouldn't stand for it. It's not right for a man to love a tapir like it's a lady. Unless it's a lady tapir. And even then. The man's practically betrothed, after all.

Clauso 13 Sep 2006
In reply to TN:

Steady now....
OP Nevis-the-cat 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Nevis-the-cat:

Nothing wrong with tapir love, perfectly natural, I mean someone even actually has sex with Darren Jackson with no money changing hands.
 CJD 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Nevis-the-cat:

see, now you're just being silly.
 marie 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Nevis-the-cat:
> (In reply to Nevis-the-cat)
>
> Nothing wrong with tapir love, perfectly natural, I mean someone even actually has sex with Darren Jackson with no money changing hands.

You fell for the old 'sorry Im skint' line again did you?
Rosie A 13 Sep 2006
In reply to CJD:

I've always thought she could do better, meself.
Clauso 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Nevis-the-cat:
> (In reply to Nevis-the-cat)
>
> ... I mean someone even actually has sex with Darren Jackson with no money changing hands.

You'd better believe it. I wouldn't stoop so low as to pay for my fortnightly passion session by handling filthy lucre... Certainly not when I can make an electronic deposit via online banking instead.
OP Nevis-the-cat 13 Sep 2006
In reply to marie:

not me, but some bint called Bonlgy Bing or similar
Clauso 13 Sep 2006
In reply to marie:
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> You fell for the old 'sorry Im skint' line again did you?

He didn't fall for any line. He's too much of a tart and he practically threw himself at me.

I had to fight him off with a big stick and a couple of hefty owls
 marie 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Clauso: Fight? you only have to say boo and he soils himself...
 marie 13 Sep 2006
In reply to Nevis-the-cat: Now, I know she's stupid, but I wouldnt have put her down as that stupid...

OP Nevis-the-cat 13 Sep 2006
In reply to marie:

You would be surprised what some women will do for the promise of a bottle of WKD and an owl pellet.
Pete W 14 Sep 2006
In reply to KeithW:

Please. What does "wet" mean? Pete

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