In reply to El Cap:
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> A mate of mine ( yes honestly, it wasn't me ) caught a dose of clap many years back. Apparently the treatment involved inserting what is best described as a miniature umbrella up his jap's eye, opening it up and pulling it out again.
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> Being of the fairer sex you may not appreciate the implications, but it made my eyes water just thinking about it.
no no, this happened to my big bro years and years ago when he was being a tart, and he told me when I was working on the switchboard of a large cathedral. I had to keep a straight face as the Dean shuffled by with lots of Canons... :-S lol