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...be allowed to vote?

There could be short, 3 question test, at the entrance to each polling station and if you don't pass, you don't get to vote on that day. Something like:

What day is it, what country are you in, who is the current prime minister?

In reply to Removed User:

Shit, all day long I've been thinkin it's fri. That's me out then.

In reply to Removed User: How about:

1) Is your uncle also your dad?
2) When was the last time you were before a judge?
3) Have you ever done nofing or nofing?

In reply to Removed User:

Wayhey, I can vote. today is drinks day, I am in England and the prime minister is a trick question, we don't really have one.

now stop getting at us fikkos.

In reply to sutty:
Ah, but are you in England or are u in the UK? Maybe that was a trick question too?

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Always thought of him as a vegetable, not a dried fruit

In reply to Removed User:

Given the disgusting history of "reading tests" in the US I'd say emphatically no. It would be a dreadful tool for social engineering.

Palimentary politics is about making laws. So either everyone gets a vote, or just the the experts - ie lawyers: You're choice.

I do however think that you should have to pass a short test before being allowed to breed.

In reply to John Wood:

Or, indeed, go on dates...

In reply to Ava Adore:

Heh, i thought the date was the test

Ok, what would your date questions be then?

In reply to Lord of Starkness:

Currant!

In reply to John Wood:




But i'm 'short' and have been pretty good at the breeding thing?

In reply to John Wood:

1. Are you needy?
2. What are you passionate about? (see book thread!)
3. Are you self-reliant? (is that the same as 1?)
4. Are you financially independent?

....I think there's a pattern emerging...

In reply to Ava Adore:

ha, question 4 terrifies me!

In reply to Ava Adore:

and anyway, don't you want to be needed?

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What do you care? Our voting doesn't affect you!

In reply to anansie:

I'd never describe you as short. Petite, perhaps

In reply to Removed User:

Whilst I agree in principle, giving everyone the opportunity to vote is the only way of adopting democracy. That way if enough dickheads vote, maybe enough intelligent people unhappy with the outcome will protest against this by voting themselves to get their opinions across.

Personally, I think there should be a list of say five to ten core intentions from each party eligible at the polling station which you have to agree or disagree with, the answers to which will decide your vote for you - based of course on the assumption that the party in question will indeed carry-out said intentions once in power.

In reply to Removed User: I don't know about voting, but I wish we could have an intelligence test for our customers! Honestly, some of them make a stuffed cucumber seem intelligent!

In reply to John Wood:

Being needed is OK, being leant on heavily is NOT. Fed up with men who need propping up! I can stand on my own 2 feet...except when drunk when it's admittedly a struggle...and I want them 2! Not 2 much to ask? You note I didn't ask any of the realllly shallow questions....do you drive a Porsche, do you have all yer own teeth, how big is yer willy....

In reply to John Wood:

She is really weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

In reply to Ava Adore:

I had a kinda sploosh, cough and burp moment all at the same time with this ha ha! ;oP

In reply to Ava Adore:

I'm only teasing (although i think everyone needs propping up at one time or another)

and

1. i'd rather die

2. yes

3. willy sized.

In reply to Ava Adore:

Pocket sized?

or thinking about it, fun sized?

In reply to John Wood:

Or bite sized?

In reply to Ava Adore:

Pint sized?

In reply to Removed User:
Just plain darned titchy

In reply to Ava Adore:

she could be a model












1/8 scale...

In reply to John Wood:

Is this about me or willies? :o/

In reply to anansie:

I love wellies.

Hunters are fab.

Lara Croft x

In reply to Lara Croft:

wellies? when did wellies come into this?

In reply to John Wood:

I was asking about if it was about willies or me..

Now it seems it's someone in wellies maybe with a willie?

Who knows? ha ha

In reply to anansie:

I'm still sticking with my plan for a darwinian method of weeding out the 'stupid' gene from society: Install every ATM with a random general-knowledge question generator. If person requests money, they must answer said question. If question is answered correctly, money is dispensed. If question is answered incorrectly, money is deducted from balance but given to charity. Eventually the stupid people starve.

In reply to anansie:

willy in a wellie?

In reply to GreeyPilgrim:

You may have a plan there...or a simple spelling test ..no text speak allowed :oP

In reply to Removed User:

There is no need for all this.

They are all driving downhill in neutral to save fuel. http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?t=299968

Problem solved.

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Defned, right, say, to the hilt, etc.
Yes of course they should.

In May 2005 I asked the electoral staff who the incumbent candidate was (not having paid attention, just wanting to vote for a popuar candidate to thwart the forces of evil) and they asked me what one was.

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Bobt, death would be too poor a punishment for you.
For shame. You imply that people that vote wrongly are bad. Bad in that they don't vote for whomesover you think is a worthy recipient of a vote. You awful cbunt.

In reply to Removed User:
This also makes the assumption that Non U people are awful oiks and should not have the ability to make a decision, thus I put you amongst the ranks of the fascists.