In reply to Doug:
This thread reminds me of a story.
A woman was at the airport car hire desk when a business man, full of his own self importance barged in in front of her. The desk clerk said "Excuse me sir, but this lady was here first"
"But I'm in a hurry" he said ignoring her completely, "I've got an important business meeting to get to, and I've pre-booked" The clerk started to argue with him, but the woman cut in and said "It's OK, you serve him first"
The clerk took the man's prebooking documents, looked at them and said "I am terribly sorry but the Mercedes Sports you booked hasn't been returned on time. All we can offer you right now is a Nissan Micra"
The man look furious, then said " Well if that's all you have got I've got no option - my meeting is too important to miss" He took the keys and without a glance at the woman rushed off.
"Now madam " said the clerk, reaching for her documents "I do applogise for that "
He handed her the keys and car documents with a satisfied smile, saying "We are delighted to offer you an upgrade from the Nissan Micra you booked, to a Mercedes Sport with our compliments"