In reply to lowersharpnose:
> Like many other grandfathers, mine fought in WWII
Grandfathers? My dad did. God I'm old.
Anyway, more stupid names: Ezekiel and Nebuchadnezzar would go well. Lot is a good one especally if he fancies a career in autioneering, but his wife would have to make sure to be a forward-looking kind of person.
Jesus is a popular name in Latin America, why not give that a try?
Satan would get him noticed too, as would Beelzebub.
My parents were sniffy when I called my son Joe, then I realised it was what they would think of as a Catholic name...