In reply to smudge: many moons ago there once was a lad called matt.
matt was a a strong guy. 17 stone of pure muscle until
one day matt was squashed by a tree and his spine was turned too mush.
after many months in hospital matt was no longer 17 stone of muscle but he was a giant fat git.. sadly matt could no longer lift weights .
happily though he could climb !!!!!! matts now 11stone of pure gristle....yeahhhhhhhh haaaaaaa