How embarrassing, that's me and my mate. We're not actually southerners but from the Welsh borders and Yorkshire respectively.
Spent a good 45 minutes trying to suss out where we were before abbing down, both convinced we were coming down to the subluminal ledge network.
> The incident does demonstrate the foolishness of abbing in without the correct equipment
Well, we did actually have prussiks with us, unfortunately was using my skinny 8.5mm dry treated rope to ab and they were not producing enough friction to ascend (repeatedly tried and slid back down-work fine with doubles hence the error on my part)
As for the coast guards not being too chuffed, they were very well humoured...Was expecting a stern telling off, they actually thanked us as they hadn't made a cliff rescue since May and needed the practice.
Have no idea where we got to, but the climbing was very hard, steeply overhanging roof with large crack, harsh sloping handholds to gain the crack. I repeatedly tried to lead this line and took a couple of unpleasant falls onto the shelf below...Am off work for a couple of days due to the bruising to my knee and pulled ligaments in my ankle, both from the falls and harsh topping out when rescued.
This is in no way an excuse for our blatently foolish actions, merely a full explanation of what happened.
Many thanks to Dorset coast guard, you guys rock, the sea kayakers who saved our bacon, we could still be there! And also to the German climbers who kindly lowered down a gri-gri and ropeman just before the coast guard arrived, massively appreciate that gesture, i know you said the gri-gri worked fine, but it was very reluctant to lock when we were testing it at the base of the cliff and was not in any way confidence inspiring.