In reply to billybones:
> Are yous all serious?! How am I not aware of this?!
> Similar situation to the fact I didn't realise Stephen Fry was a gay until about a month ago.
> I'm really really really really so dumb.
However, Santa is real, and lives in my attic. If you send me £1000 in used notes, I'll make sure he gets you whatever you ask for...