In reply to Sl@te Head:
>
> Q. What's the difference between a stoat and weasel?
> A. A Weasel is weasily wecognised and a stoat is stoataly different
Yes, but what's the difference between them and an Otter? Well, an otter is otterly different.
What's a Chicken Tarka? Well, it's like a Chicken Tikka, but a little 'otter.
This isn't helping, is it?