In reply to davo:
Sense of humour failure i think, don't despair.
Temps hit 44 here today ( near Malaga ) and predicted to get close to 50 in the next week. While it does mean we can go to the beach instead of climbing it really does make climbing hard. It's the kind of heat that you can feel pressing down on your head as you step out the door.
I'd still take this ( and my tan ) over green, slimy grit or slippy lime though ;0)