In reply to Enty:
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> There was a shovel handle lying on the sofa at the bottom of the stairs where we were sleeping. What the f*ck do you think that was for? What if my wife had gone down for a glass of orange juice?
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> I f*cking despair sometimes.
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> E
That's the first mention in this thread of shovel handle, else I've missed something.
Lets just recap what you've said:
"If a genie jumped out of a bottle and said Enty what fate would you like for the burglar? I'd say wrap him in duct tape, put him on the floor in front of me and give me a blow torch - I really do stand by this - I honestly would do it!
If anyone says wait until you've calmed down a bit. If I could find him, I'd do the same to the guy who robbed my car in 1995."
So, for the robbery of your car, presumably that didn't have your daughter or wife sleeping in it, you'd want the same fate? Even after 17 years to cool off about it?
I believe it is quite fortunate that you do not command a sufficient enough position of authority in our society to have your will executed.
In response to the robbery of either your car or your house, it is not a reasonable or civilized action.
I understand how you could feel those urges, we all often feel strong emotions.
But, it's important we have this discussion. It's important we have this argument, because maybe next time you will catch him, maybe next time you will find he tripped on the stairs and broke a leg, and you'll go into your shed and return with duct tape and a blow torch. Or maybe you'll call the police instead, because you know it's the best course of action.