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Hi all. Im at a loose end. just been through the wifes sexy drew and found a lush pair meatloaf apple catchers.
On the front they said. I would do anything for love.
And on the back. But I won't do that....

In reply to luke glaister:
Dangerous Territory Luke.

My wife would see her stuff as private, and my snooping an invasion of privacy, granted not under law, like me snooping into her phone, which would be covered by law ( not that I would do it)

In reply to Jim C: Haha it was more a stumble than a snoop officer...

In reply to Jim C: I'm impressed - I have absolutely no idea what he is talking about.

In reply to Rob Exile Ward: And nor should u at your age.

In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

I'm impressed - I have absolutely no idea what he is talking about.

I would suggest, that by looking at the 'Urban Dictionary', neither does the OP: -

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=apple-catchers
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=a+meatloaf

On the other hand and apologies if this is the case, perhaps his wife is in fact a bit of a bloater and who has no interest with sexual interaction with him...

In reply to MJ: Hahahaha Bang to rites. Nice links. Seems I've been doing it all wrong.

In reply to MJ:

Or maybe 'Meatloaf', whose lyrics form the punchline of the post.


Do keep up

In reply to luke glaister:

Shouldn't you know by now?

In reply to nniff:

Or maybe 'Meatloaf', whose lyrics form the punchline of the post.
Do keep up

I know exactly why the word 'Meatloaf' was included in the original post.
However, my version is much cleverer.
Anyway, who the hell would use the word 'Meatloaf' to describe ladies undergarments? It certainly doesn't sell itself as a sexy or glamorous product.
Then again, it probably isn't as bad as the 'Lemmy' range of exotic lingerie and as for the 'Shane McGowan' summer collection of corsets and bustiers, what were they thinking...

In reply to luke glaister:

On the front they said. I would do anything for love.
And on the back. But I won't do that....

Were they made by C&A?

In reply to luke glaister:

Just be glad she bought those pants instead of the ones with 'To Let. Enquire within.'

In reply to luke glaister:
The back of Mrs Num Num's knickers have normally got more skid marks than Brand's Hatch starting grid.

In reply to birdie num num:


You MUST stop wearing them num num.

In reply to birdie num num:

The back of Mrs Num Num's knickers have normally got more skid marks than Brand's Hatch starting grid

Have they also got a 'Wide load' label on the back and 'Danger Deep Excavations' on the front?

In reply to MJ: Excellent)

In reply to Submit to Gravity:

Maybe a Appropriate PPE To Be Worn When Entering This Site label could be used as well?

In reply to MJ:
If you say so.

Meatloaf, perhaps? Novelty rather than risque though

Now we''re in complete agreement